Monday, December 18, 2023

Interlude: A rules Reminder to All Cast Members

A reminder to all cast members: There are many discrepancies between the Red Sands setting, SWADE, and various other period appropriate setting books such as Deadlands Reloaded, especially in the matter of weapon statistics and costs.

To re-iterate for the cast and for any prospective cast: in the event of a discrepancy, unless the GM says otherwise, Red Sands rulings are in effect and all contradictory rules are not.

Notable exceptions are to base mechanics, where SWADE will be made to work, and specifically the Winchester lever action rifle statistics, in which the Deadlands Reloaded statistics are in force. If there are incompatabilities between a Red Sands Edge/Skill/Hindrance and the SWADE version, the GM will work with the player to arrive at a mutually agreeable compromise.

The 1 on the Skill Die thing:

  • A 1 on a skill roll is always a failure, and may precipitate extra complications.
  • If shooting, an unbennied 1 is
    1. A jam (automatics only)
    2. A dud round (Black Powder, Revolvers and Automatics)
    3. Out of Ammo (friendly extras only).
    4. WC, snake eyes only - Serious, weapon-disabling problem (broken hammer, broken spring, cracked barrel etc)

Wildcards only run out of ammo when their actual ammo count hits 0.

Saturday, December 16, 2023

Episode 55: An Invitation to a Hunt

Our heroes arrived in Moerus Lacus bearing the unmistakable signs of desperate combat, which - along with the tales already preceding them by the miracle of the rumour telegraph - had the population in a ferment of wild speculation.

Which is why a representative of the governor hurried them to the British Legation compound and had then installed in a modest house under guard. No-one said "house arrest" but it was apparent the freedom of the city was not in the offing anytime soon.

Hardly had the heroes had time to draw breath when there was news of an emissary at the front door.

A rather finely dressed Martian entered the room bearing an ornate scroll. He introduced himself as Laramuuri, the Major Domo and Factotum of Prince Kalamanka, who very much desired to meet the famous "Steppe Tiger", human hunter of renown, and to that effect had extended an invite to Hartwell and his companions to visit the Prince's estate and enjoy a series of hunts with the Prince.

When Forsyth and Wilhelm at first demurred, the Martian functionary emphatically insisted that the Prince would most certainly welcome a chance to share meals with the Hero of Fort McMurray and hear the tales of the desperate battle for the wall against the vile Shastapsh hordes, and was looking forward also to speaking with the legendary Conqueror of Bordobaar and hearing of the struggle to recover the ancient treasures of antiquity that the Martian people might enjoy them and experience their history in person.

The functionary extolled the virtues of the Prince's estate, saying that is was most unusual in that it was situated over a natural spring1 and could provide a rich variety of countryside to explore and in which to hunt. This was to be something of a celebration too, as the Prince had just become engaged to Shalafarina, daughter of the head of a wealthy Fire Gem trading family in Karkarham.

When the governor's man took them aside and pointed out that this might be an opportune moment to quit Moerus Lacus and allow the public fervour over the charges laid at their door by Miss Carter-Lloyd to die down to more restrained levels, the chaps decided that since this Martian had come so far with the gracious invitation, and had offered a leisurely trip in the Prince's kite to his estate, they might as well get away from the madding crowd and have some fun for a change.

So early the next morning they boarded the kite, a trim craft, seemingly unarmed and rather smaller than they were expecting perhaps, and set sail for the estate, situated south east of Moerus Lacus. Perhaps a harbinger of better times to come, the trip was uneventful, and after a day and a night's sailing they made landfall in a valley surrounded by mountains, in which a large, tiered building of Martian architecture was situated, surrounded by an astonishing wood. This far from a canal it was almost unheard of for there to be trees, especially in such profusion.

Prince Kalamanka proved to be very keen to speak with each of the Earthmen.He seemed to be hopping from one guest to another with almost manic pleasure, and lunch was time for some peculiar conversation.

The Prince kept asking the "Steppe Tiger"2 his opinion on various matters of local Martian politics, trade agreements and so on, matters which Hartwell could not possibly have had an interest in or knowledge of, which meant he was forced to equivocate (which he did with skill many a politician would have envied).

Forsyth was plied with requests for detailed retelling of the events during his command of Fort McMurray, with interruptions from Prince Kalamanka so that the "Steppe Tiger"3 could comment, though there was an almost imperceptible whiff of insincerity when Prince Kalamanka complimented the gallant captain.

Wilhelm, "The Conqueror of Bordobaar", was invited to see Prince Kalamanka's collection of treasures from that haul4, which amounted to a few gold coins of fabulous antiquity and a golden dagger, all displayed on some kind of upholstery in a glass case prominently positioned in one of the palace's rooms. The prince felt sure Wilhelm would recognize the pieces, but Wilhelm was forced to an insincere admiration as that expedition had recovered literally hundreds of ceremonial knives and tens of thousands of gold coins, and Wilhelm had never been much of a numismatist.

After lunch it was announced that the party would need to be transported to the first hunt, since Prince Kalamanka did not have a steppe tiger on his preserve. The prince, it seemed, was anxious to see for himself the famed skill for which his countrymen had named the Earthman. Not only that, he would hear nothing else but that “Steppe Tiger” should use his own father’s black powder musket - a magnificent weapon.

The evening meal saw a repeat of Prince Kalamanka’s odd behaviour, attempting to draw “Steppe Tiger” into offering opinions on subjects on which he was unlikely to have any knowledge or opinions.

So it was that the heroes once again boarded ship after breakfast the next morning, and sailed northeast in search of the fearsome steppe tiger.

Forsyth noted with interest that they flew south and then east of Shastapsh, giving the rebel city a wide berth but still passing close enough for a positive identification. He enquired of Laramuuri why they were flying the route they had taken, and was told it was to avoid provoking the Shastapsh navy.

The ship made landfall early the next morning, and the party met with a band of Steppe Martian tribesmen who had prepared four ruumet breehr5 with howdahs and drivers. The prince had supplied bearers, loaders really, as well as weapons, smoothbore black powder muskets of typical Martian design.

Everyone got two muskets. Well, not everyone. Hartwell only had the one Prince Kalamanka had offered him the previous day. For some reason, our heroes did not think to comment on this curious imbalance of firepower.

The tribesmen had located a likely area containing not one buttwo steppe tigers, a mated pair with young according to the tribe's leader. At least, that was what Laramuuri claimed. None of the Englishmen could understand a word of whatever martian language Prince Kalamanka, his staff or the tribesmen spoke. Each of our heroes mounted a ruumet breehr, took station in its howdah next to the alloted bearer, and once he prince had followed suit, they were off.

Some time later, Hartwell dismounted to check for spoor and became aware he was being observed, no, stalked by their quarry, a fearsome steppe tiger! Dropping to his knee as the slavering beast charged he coolly leveled his musket and fired a shot, hitting the beast - but failing to stop it!

The steppe tiger slammed into Hartwell at an appalling speed, snarling and snapping his teeth but merely getting a chunk of Hartwell's clothing for its trouble, as it was carried past the now-prone Hartwell by its own terrifying momentum.

Hartwell, still somehow clutching the now-useless musket leapt to his feet and ran for the safety of his ruumet breehr. No sooner had he stumbled into the howdah than a second steppe tiger, unseen until now by our lucky hunter, leapt for the flank of the ruumet breehr, disemboweling it with a sweep of its mighty claws! The poor beast was mortally wounded, and fell over, smashing the howdah and tossing the crew to the ground.

crouching amid the wreckage, the three former riders were thankful that the freshly killed ruumet breehr was not only providing a massive wall behind which to take stock and shelter, but the smell of its blood was a major distraction to both steppe tigers, who began to feed noisily on their prize.

Hartwell had his musket reloaded and, deciding to reconnoiter, crept round the flank of the beast and spotted the two steppe tigers feeding.

Meanwhile Prince Kalamanka and the other two Earthmen were approaching on their own mounts. Wilhelm and Forsyth fired, but missed due to the extreme range and the pitching and rolling of the howdahs. The prince held his fire.

Hartwell leveled his own weapon, sighted on the original steppe tiger that had come so close to ending his life and at point blank range - he missed!

The steppe tiger span around, bared its teeth and screamed a challenge to freeze the blood of any warm-blooded animal.

Forsyth cooly grabbed his second weapon from his loader, quickly took aim and fired, hitting the animal in its vitals, killing it stone dead.

Wilhelm, meanwhile, was riding down the second steppe tiger, still ensconced in the bloody ruin of the dead ruumet breehr. He fired, hitting the beast, but not seriously wounding it.

The beast spun round, screamed its own challenge and leapt for the flank of Wilhelm’s ruumet breehr, its wicked claws extended fully.

Fortunately, the ruumet breehr’s hide was too tough for the predator. Unfortunately (for the steppe tiger) the ruumet breehr’s driver failed to keep the beast under control and, enraged by the attack it had suffered, it proceeded to trample the steppe tiger into bloody paste.

The prince looked on aghast. Hartwell had proved inept at killing the steppe tiger in this hunt, but Forsyth had duplicated the famed feat of arms, witnessed by the prince, his staff and countless Martian flunkies. The pelt would have to go to Forsyth.

The second steppe tiger was in no fit shape to donate its pelt for display by anyone. What a complete and utter fiasco.

The party returned their beasts to the steppe tribe they had received them from, watched Prince Kalamanka and his major domo argue vociferously with the tribal leader, presumably over compensation for the killed ruumet breehr, then boarded the aerial ship they had arrived in and made their weary way back to the palace.

For the next hunt Prince Kalamanka, somewhat disgruntled at the turn of events of the first hunt (though he hid it well) announced they would be traveling to the swamps outside Gorklimsk6 to hunt an almost mythical (until recently) beast - the Knoe Shoshu. A reclusive animal, it was rumoured to be extremely aggressive when needs arose. The prince had word of where one might be found, which they would hunt with harpoons.

At dinner, Prince Kalamanka was fulsome in his praise of Forsyth, though he still plied the unfortunate "Steppe Tiger" with delicate questions of Martian business etiquette and local trade politics, seemingly extremely interested in the bewildered Earthman's views on subjects of which he could have no experience to draw upon. He also laid on thick his regret that "Steppe Tiger" had had his mount eaten out from under him before he could truly demonstrate his no-doubt superior hunting technique.

The next day dawned and the party rose early to take ship for the swamplands just west of Gorklimsk, a shot flight of only a few hours.

During the trip the heroes noted that there were boats of the non-flying variety hanging from primitive davits installed on the deck of Prince Kalamanka's kite, and that the hulls of these boats were being painted with some foul-smelling liquid. When asked what was going on, Laramuuri said that the liquid was bait for the Knoe Shoshu, and would attract the beast from wherever it was hiding if it was out and about in the swamp.

The kite soon took station over the swamp, each hunter climbed into a boat with his assigned bearer and two large harpoons, and the boats were lowered into the water in a rather nerve-wracking operation. Eventually all boats were in the water and under way.

They soon found themselves nudging up against an island of vegetation, and Prince Kalamanka excitedly announced that he could see the lair of the beast dead ahead of them. The party advanced quietly, harpoons at the ready, when the "reclusive" beast launched itself out of the hole in which it had been hiding and made to attack!

Forsyth reacted quickly and struck with his harpoon, killing it instantly, to the amazement of all, not the least of these being Forsyth himself!

The prince was impressed despite himself, and mastered his disappointment at the rather short duration of what he had expected to be a protracted hunt, confining himself to a few pointed remarks regretting the loss of the second chance for the famous Steppe Tiger to demonstrate his "no-doubt impressive" skill.

So it was that a rather subdued Prince Kalamanka led the party of rather more jubilant Earthmen back to the ship and thence back to his estate and another sumptuous dinner punctuated with earnest requests that The Steppe Tiger comment on this or that nuanced point of Martian trade politics and the relative merits of a few obscure Bhutan Spices not normally found in the Crown Colony.

The third hunt was to take place in Prince Kalamanka's hunting preserve itself. It seemed that a beast the Martians referred to as a "Death Stalker" had taken up residence in the grounds and was preying on the herds of eegar Prince Kalamanka was reserving for his own sport. Therefore, the prince would lead an expedition to corner the beast and dispatch it, using black powder pistols. A brace of six fine examples were to be supplied to each hunter, and were holstered in a rather elaborate waistcoat-like harness for ease of drawing and firing.

There was one possible hitch, the prince allowed. The Death Stalker had a way of making itself invisible by vibrating. Something to do with sound too high pitched to be heard by humans or martians. The prince, however, had a trick up his sleeve. He had a supply of antique goggles specially designed for hunting these things, goggles coated with a substance that would render the beast visible to all! He had the goggles brought in and distributed, each Earthman picking his choice. The prince would take from whatever was left.

The next day, after a light breakfast, the troupe made their way, clad in their pistol-packin' braces7 to the lower levels of the palace, thence to the lush, spring-fed woods surrounding the building. Forsyth has suggested swords be worn "as a precaution" and so everyone was equipped with a fine Martian short sword in addition to half a dozen loaded .50 calibre black powder flintlock pistols, again, of antique Martian design. Each hunter was assigned a bearer who carried ammunition, powder, and light refreshments.

After a pleasant walk in the woods for about a mile or so, the party descended a steep escarpment using a switchback trail to the steppe-like area that seemed to make up he majority of the grounds. In the distance, perhaps ten miles off, mountain ridges fenced in the preserve. Approaching a cliff face with two distinct caves showing, Prince Kalamanka announced that this was where the Death Stalker had taken up residence. This beast was described as about the size of a small horse and in appearance not unlike a scorpion, albeit a scorpion of giant proportions.

Forsyth suggested they build fires in front of each cave, and add green leaves and foliage from the shrubs scattered about and smoke out the beast, rather than attempt to beard it in its lair, and everyone thought this a fine idea. No sooner were the fires lit and producing volumes of choking smoke than the Death Stalker scuttled out of one of the caves and adopted a threatening posture.

Undaunted by the giant scorpion-thing clacking its mandibles at them, the hunters fired their pistols at close range, scoring hit after hit.

Afterward, some opined the wonder was that no-one was injured by the fusillade of ricochets this produced.

Seeing the beast was completely unharmed, Prince Kalamanka decided to retreat in order that the Steppe Tiger and his friends have a better field of fire. The Death Stalker, snoof organs ringing from the rather ineffective bombardment it had undergone, promptly turned invisible.

Our heroes of course deployed Prince Kalamanka's wondrous goggles, but found they were of no use whatsoever in revealing any sign of the beast. So much for Ancient Martian Technology!

Forsyth tore off his goggles and attempted to make sense of he tracks from a distance, but could not be certain of much. He decided to cautiously back away from his current position.

Wilhelm snorted in disgust at the failure of the Martian goggles, and deployed his own trusty set from his marvelous hat. Scanning quickly around he pinpointed the beast's position, as he could make out its blurry outline through his lenses. He then also fell back in search of better ground and cover.

It then seemed that The Steppe Tiger8 was seized by a fit of madness. He ran pell-mell toward the thing he could not see following Wilhelm's shouted directions, drawing his sword as he ran. Colliding with the invisible thing, he lashed out with all his might.

The bearer's cries of dismay became sounds of bewildered wonder when the beast became visible in a series of pulses, its power fading as its life drained away thanks to the hideous wound The Steppe Tiger9 had dealt it. The Steppe Tiger had slain the invincible Death Stalker with a single blow and he could not see it at the time!

Prince Kalamanka was aghast. His revered antiques had failed to live up to their reputation at every turn, and the day had been saved by an Earthman's risibly ugly devices. And the Earthmen had turned out to be just as awesome in the hunt as had been rumoured - if not even more so. It was humiliating.

The prince vowed to himself that he would have a better showing in the final hunt.

  1. a fabulous rarity on Mars
  2. Hartwell
  3. Still Hartwell
  4. The winning of which is described beginning here
  5. A beast larger than an elephant, used as traction for large wagons and also in a similar manner as Earthmen in India use elephants, riding them in a large howdah
  6. Which both Hartwell and Forsyth had visited once before, to disastrous effect, as told here
  7. What Americans call "suspenders". Englishmen like to see suspenders, but not in polite company
  8. Still Hartwell
  9. Hatrwell, you can be sure

Friday, December 15, 2023

New House Rule

When using rapid fire weapons in combat, such as machine guns, Gatling guns, Nordenfelt guns etc., if anything less than the maximum rate of fire listed for the weapon is attempted, the firer must succeed with a Spirit roll to overcome the natural tendency to 'pour it on' in battle. No extra benefit is gained from a raise.

Gunners with the Knowledge(Gunnery) aka Gunnery skill may ignore this house rule.

Note that using only part of the available ROF may mean that rules-of-thumb must be used for remaining ammo, possibly "shorting" the firer, as ROF 1,2 & 3 refer to 1,5 and 10 rounds expended. If there are not the number of rounds available to equate to the ROF expected, the ROF will drop one class with no change in the amount of ammunition expended. If you have 8 rounds left in your Gatling and crank like crazy, you will shoot all the remaining rounds and achieve only ROF 2. This is not intended to introduce player book-keeping or ammo-gaming, but to reduce GM book-keeping. The wise player character with ammunition to spare will take advantage of his or her weapon's terrifying stopping power and crank like crazy.

Considerations

There are circumstantial benefits to high ROF weaponry.

  • Depending on the situation the use of such a weapon will have an automatic surpessing fire effect, requiring enemies to take spirit checks to avoid ducking back behind cover, "hitting the deck" or scattering
  • If the leader of an attack wave survives, only the leader rolls for the remaining troops.
  • EXAMPLE:
    Private Joe Smith has D6 Spirit and is manning the company Gatling gun when savage Hill Martian tribesmen attack! He sees the leader riding his gashant ahead of the pack and wants to take a single shot to conserve ammunition, but rolls a 3 on his Spirit test and cranks for all he is worth, killing the mad Martian in a hail of lead but expending half his ammunition to do so. The Hill Martians test to see if they stand firm, fail a group roll and scatter to find cover without returning fire.

    EXAMPLE:
    Colour Sergeant Flagg is manning the second company Gatling gun when the ambush is attempted. He has the Gunnery skill, and so carefully picks off one of the savages with a single shot without needing to overcome his battle lust.

    EXAMPLE:
    Reginald Molehusband, adventurer, is lolling around the bow of his steam launch when a party of High martians swoops in intent on murder and mayhem! Gripping his pipe frimly in his mouth he swings the ever-ready Nordenfelt to bear on the leader and, with a weather eye on the number of savages to be seen off, decides to use a single shot. He rolls his spirit (D8 + WD) and gets a 1 and a 6, sending the blighter to his death with a single shot. However, the '1' means that one of the other rounds waiting to be loosed is a dud or a jam. If Reginald shoots singly, this will be his next shot and will fail. If he decides to fire the remaining shells he fires with an effective ROF of 1. The dud round will clear itself on the next pull of the loading lever of his trusty, self-clearing Nordenfelt.

Friday, November 10, 2023

Captain Forsyth: A Letter

Captain Forsyth, Fort McMurray, somewhere south of chaos.

My Dear Brother,

I trust you and the family are well. I hear young Bruce is quite the entertainer!

It’s quite the jumble of events I have to record and I have to finish this letter quickly as finally a ship has arrived that will take dispatches.

The good Doctor Phipps recovered from his malaise. A welcome addition to our ranks again, however I fear the episode may have affected him more than expected.

Sadly, we were soon alerted to a hide hole in the stores. It seems that we’ve had a most unwelcome guest for a while. Stores had been stolen and the tins discarded. A hint of residual local perfume was detected. I fear we are being repeatedly attacked by some female Martian assassin.

I believe this was the person that set up the bombs that so affected out garrison. Whether it was with or without the assistance of the deserters I cannot be sure. My inclination is that she had some hand in that.

Then as we did a thorough search of the place, Wilhelm was fortunate to survive a bomb trap, but the rest of his party did not.

Other supplies are missing according to the QM, but it’s minor and low level. We have some petty theft, probably opportunistic, but it needs to be stamped out never-the-less.

We then received a visit from HMS Tuttle. Our first contact with the Empire in well over two weeks! I can’t tell you what a relief this was and I’m sure it will lift the troops, removing that sense of isolation. At least one of my overland despatches must have got though.

The airship had bought a replacement heliograph.

Tuttle is a most interesting vessel, designed for engineering work. I was most curious about how she went about her business. I’m afraid I may have bored her officers with my questioning, but they never stinted to show me every detail. It’s my field don’t you know and I would wish to think that they appreciated my interest.

Regrettably, we were denied a formal dinner by time and circumstance. We made do with a working luncheon. I hope to be able to entertain these worthies in the future.

While operations were in progress, a green flash was reported on the horizon. If you’re not aware the horizon here on Mars is less than on earth. I believe about 2 miles, compared to a little over 3 on earth. I may have misheard the expert, but I think it’s about right.

The flash clearly needed investigating. However, I didn’t believe it was proper for me to leave the fort while the Tuttle was about its work. The clear priority was to re-establish contact the rest of the Empire.

I suspect few commands are blessed with a handful of individuals, who can make such a difference. The nearly recovered Phipps, ever resourceful Wilheim and the always stout Hartwell, accompanied a patrol.

They reported back on a body of local hill tribesmen that appeared to have died by some appalling burn wounds. The rest of the armed tribe returned as the away party were approaching the site and a stand-off occurred. I have to commend my batman, Jones, who apparently was able to translate and defuse the situation.

The tribe demanded we turn over the villain that had killed their men. Of course, we had no such, but just as our words were gathering an understanding, the very villain appeared behind the small patrol and hurled some fateful strange green bomb over the heads of our honest men and into this possibly innocent tribe. An absolute outrage that deserves justice.

But his clear plan was to sow the seeds of destruction. Naturally, the tribesmen called foul and despite many having been blinded by this strange explosion, while our men showed great fortitude, opened fire on us.

Of course, I was not there, but being fired upon, the men did themselves credit as soldiers by eliminating the adversary in very short order.

Meanwhile this individual who’d appeared at the rear of our force, also attracted interest.

Dr. Phipps immediately judged him a threat. Hereto, I’d never have questioned the good doctor’s judgement, well more on that later. A sergeant too felt the same.

Now here’s the darndest thing – I do apologise for the language – all witnesses describe the fellow as being ‘blurred’. Both men swore they’d shot true, but the bounder disappeared. They found their spent bullets dented on the ground where he’d stood!

Back at the fort, sadly I have to record that I am obliged to have Miss Carter-Lloyd removed to the ship for transportation back to civilisation, where she can be more properly treated and face due judgement. With all that has been happening her confinement has been a sad one and her social interaction severely limited, which must have hard for one so used to the limelight.

Then I must temper my sympathy with my duty to my men. There was too much bloodshed and destruction to forget this.

It’s rather unedifying delivering her to ship in chains and I wish it could be done in any other way, but I had to be sure that the officers and crew understood she was a prisoner. Otherwise, I’m sure she will charm them all out of hand and have them flying where-ever she pleases.

I do hope this won’t get ugly, but have to send you fair warning, that it could all result with my character being called into question. I do believe the lady is not without connections.

If proved, some of her crimes may easily warrant the gallows, I do so hope that is not the case. Equally, my good fellows may be called into question, especially the good Doctor Phipps.

The Tuttle is anxious to be under away, so I must leave it here.

Long live Her Majesty!

Your brother,

Henry

Sunday, November 5, 2023

Episode 54: Relieved and Evicted

General McClellan was firm.

The General thanked him for the offer, but he needed no personal tours from Forsyth.

The civilians sniffing around the Crystal Device and waiting in the courtyard for the inevitable geyser were firm.

They thanked him for the offer but they needed no help from Professor Wilhelm investigating the Crystal Machine or any other weird phenomena in Fort McMurray.

Hartwell’s farewells to the Martians he had formed such a tight bond with brought many sincere expressions of friendship and hopes for a quick and positive outcome for the unfortunate Forsyth.

All three heroes were put aboard the Quicksilver, one of the three steam airships that had brought the general and his entourage to Fort McMurray, and the ship lifted into the sky heading toward Moerus Lacus, first stop on the journey to Syrtis Major and a possible court martial for Forsyth.

The Heroes were confined to the Officer’s Quarters and all weapons and devices except Forsyth's sidearm were put in stowage until the ship was well underway, at which point Forsyth, Harwtell and Wilhelm were allowed the freedom of the deck.

Forsyth was sure he saw a flash of light reflected off some object far in the distance but approximately at the same altitude as the Quicksilver but could not see what has caused it. He alerted the officer of the watch, who humoured the Captain but was unable to confirm the sighting.

The heroes were invited to dine with the captain and a couple of his officers. During dinner, Wilhelm began pressing the captain for the return of his weird science equipment but the captain was firm, saying that he had his orders. Wilhelm then decided on the odd tactic of questioning the captains authority, going so far as to demand who issued his orders and hinting broadly that he, Wilhelm, had friends in high places and resources with which to make life difficult for the captain.

This stratagem was entirely successful inasmuch as it caused the captain to leave the table abruptly and have dinner in his cabin alone, and to order a secure watch on the room containing the heroes' gear with instructions to let no one have access without in-person orders from the captain.

The heroes decide to keep watches of their own, and at the end of the second watch, Wilhelm discovered everyone except those bunking in the officers quarters to be in a deep sleep from which no amount of shaking would rouse them.

Pausing only to pull the sleeping guard away from the door of the room with their gear in, and to arm themselves, the three gallants crept up on deck where they were just in time to see Beltower and LeBlanc in some sort of tandem harness leaping over the gunwale!

Realizing the ship was slowing, Forsyth volunteered himself as stoker to replenish the boiler. The engineer and relief trimsman were not asleep and so were able to perform their vital jobs, but the helmsman was out for the count and the ship was circling slowly. Suddenly there was a loud bang, the ship tilted violently to port and the engine was silent.

The engineer raced to the engine room and discovered that the cylinders of the steam engine had two large holes melted in them, and that the pistons themselves were scored beyond repair. The engine was scrap metal.

Not only that, but ultra-bright flares had been attached to every available vertical surface with some sort of gumme-like substance and ignited. The ship was lit brightly from bow to stern.

Now, off in the distance, the heroes could hear the drone of gasoline engines. Sure enough, a familiar Zeppelin, the Samthandschuh pulled alongside after a few minutes. A face was visible in the control gondola in the light of the damnable flares - Count Oberluft!. He exchanged pleasantries with Forsyth and offered to give him a ride to the German authorities, which Forsyth declined. The count then bid the heroes goodbye, saying that they would see his "rocket motor" in action now, and the airship pulled away into the night.

Suddenly a bright flare was spotted, illuminating the Samthandschuh, and closing on the Quicksilver with impressive speed.

A rocket! Fired from the "rocket motor" that swine Oberluft was at pains to brag about!

Orders were given to the trimsman to lose 30 feet of altitude as quickly as possible, which was done, and the rocket streaked overhead, missing the Quicksilver by scant feet!

Barely had this narrow escape been pulled off than a second flare was streaking toward the redoubtable Quicksilver. Frantic orders were called to the trimsman who manfully tried to pull off another rapid loss of altitude, but could not before the rocket slammed into the bow of our heroes vessel, exploding violently!

The trimsman was again ordered to lose more altitude, and Forsyth single-handedly fired a shot from the portside Hotchkiss rotating cannon - a hit! Not enough to seriously hurt the d____ed Hun, but some superficial damage was dealt in retaliation for the rocket.

Another rocket was fired, which narrowly missed the Quicksilver, and Fire was returned from the bow-mounted light cannon, scoring another hit of inconsequential damage. More rockets were loosed, but all missed.

The Samthandschuh faded into the martian night, and the heroes, with the help of the two remaining crew crash-landed the Quicksilver with remarkably little damage to speak of. The compass house was smashed to matchwood, and the oversized lower rudders were shredded, but the hull remained viable.

The heroes kept watch though the night, and as morning broke the crew began to wake. The heroes discussed the matter and decided it was obvious the food not consumed in the officers quarters was doped in some fashion, most likely by LeBlanc and/or Beltower, each of whom had either boarded the ship by means not unlike those available to Wilhelm1 or that they had stowed away and picked their moment to act.

The two saboteurs were in the wind, the heroes having been far too busy during the crisis last night to have kept track of how they escaped or where they went. It was decided that the most likely scenario was the same method used by The Brotherhood to escape during the final battle against the Red Sands menace2.

options were discussed, and it was decided to attempt to drift the Quicksilver with the wind. The heroes felt they could do better, and Wilhelm was able to concoct a strong glue from the magazine of his "goober gun" with which to glue together bedsheets to form small sails and boat-hooks to form short booms.

An opportune breeze was blowing, and so over the next day and a half the Quicksilver was navigated at nap-of-earth3 to the nearest segment of the Moerus Lacus-Shastapsh canal, where she was grounded and passage on a barge for the three heroes and Jones was arranged. Forsyth promised to send back help for the Quicksilver, and the heroes were once again on their way.

Midway through their trip the barge was accosted by canal pirates and a desperate fight broke out in which fully half the crew were killed and Hartwell injured. Fortunately the heroes and the crew were able to beat off the attack, with the pirates being reduced to jumping in the canal to swim for it in some cases.

And so it was that the barge with the battered heroes on board, docked a Moerus Lacus, to the admiring cheers of the Martian dockside workers once word got around, confounding the military detachment sent to conduct them to the legation where they would be kept under light house arrest until General McClellan came to pick them up.

The story of their bravery on the barge would race along the canal and likely be all over Syrtis Major before that happened4.

  1. Teleportation
  2. As told here in episode 35
  3. ie nap-of-mars
  4. and would be subject to distortion by Ground Cleanser elements working to discredit all Earthmen

Friday, November 3, 2023

Episode 53: LeBlanc Escapes! Shastapsh Attacks!

Beltower, invisible and positioned for optimal mischief, fired his dastardly electric gun at the unsuspecting Hartwell, who was engulfed in green lightning and wounded quite badly.

At the same time, LeBlanc was able to break free of her confinement and threw herself into the tunnel, where she was tackled and pinioned by the resourceful Wilhelm.

Wilhelm had the treacherous LeBlanc held firmly, defeating her struggles with his manly strength, but she suddenly sagged in his arms and turned her beautiful face to his. Eyes flashing in admiration, she announced she was surrendering, but that she wanted one kiss from the man who defeated her.

Wilhelm's intellect was shouting that it was a trap, but he was in the grip of powerful emotions and, senses reeling, he granted the helpless woman her request, whereupon he fell senseless to the floor.

LeBlanc lost no time in fleeing to the safety of the vertical shaft, and the still invisible Beltower followed suit, leaving the heroes in their wake.

Wilhelm helped Hartwell as best he could, applying his wondrous healing machine to good effect, while Forsyth raced to the chair device and disabled the bomb he found there.

Returning to the surface, the heroes were informed by an officer that a large Shastapsh force had been seen by pickets approaching the Fort. They were reported to have cavalry and artillery in the form of Martian-manufactured cannons.

Forsyth ordered a wall built in front of the North Gate using the entire stock of Colonel Moran's Dehydrated Sandbags of which he had been informed after the last inventory, leaving a gap for the Crystal Machine to park in.

No sooner was the Crystal Machine in place than troops appeared over horizon. As they set up their cannon in the road, Wilhelm fired the Crystal Machine's weapon, and the centre of the Shastapsh formation immediately routed, over-running the artillery in the rear, who panicked and routed too.

The cavalry on the Shastapsh right wing attacked, but Wilhelm used the Crystal Weapon against them and they routed in disorder. Small- and Long-arm firing from the troops stationed inside the sandbag wall took an additional toll on those who Shastapsh blackguards who were made of sterner stuff.

The Shastapsh cavalry on the left flank meanwhile was in full charge. The Crystal Machine could not turn to bear in time, and it looked as though the British would have to retreat i side the fort, when suddenly a squadron of three steam airships flying British Colours appeared and drove off the remaining Shastapsh forces.

The flagship docked at the fort's mast, and soldiers, some civilians and one very important-looking general disembarked.

General McClellan had bad news for Forsyth.

Phoebe Carte-Lloyd had leveled some serious charges against Forsyth, Hartwell and Phipps.

  1. Unlawful Imprisonment of a civilian i.e. herself on specious unproved charges
  2. Waging undeclared war on Shastapsh, with the destruction of lives and property, including one unarmed Kite.
  3. Dereliction of Duty to wit: Failing to properly to oversee the management of Fort McMurray, permitting several insurgent attacks to be made with loss of life, while indulging himself in personal exploration trips into the vaults under the Fort. Allowing and condoning enlisted men to not only fraternise, but to openly cavort in a lascivious manner with Martian native courtesans.
  4. Waging undeclared war on a diplomatic mission from a neutral European nation to wit: the murder of numerous German crewmen of the dirigible airship "Samthandschuh"

Forsyth was formally relieved of command and required to accompany the general back to civilization where a court martial would likely be convened to answer charges.

Friday, September 22, 2023

Interlude: Forsyth's Charges Vs Miss Carter-Lloyd

Charges against Miss Phoebe Carter-Lloyd.

It is with the deepest regret that the following charges are recorded against the defendant.

1. Sedition. In that she did attempt to undermine the authority of the officers of the fort by making misleading statements, without knowledge of the situation, or consulting with the said officers. That she used ‘feminine wiles’ to undermine the command structure and attempted an unauthorised use of the heliograph, a military means of communication, which may be used by civilians with the consent of the commanding officer, which hereto had been freely given.

The defendant was widely observed openly kissing an NCO, in an effort to get her illicit and incorrect message transmitted. The NCO bears no blame and handed the illicit message over as was his duty.

It is clear that having run out of good news stories for her readership and finding herself stranded on a remote fort, Carter-Lloyd, solely for self-interest in needing to stay at the forefront of the press, invented stories or exaggerated them out of all proportion. The result would have been a serious downturn in morale.

Gentlemen, Carter-Lloyd should never have been allowed to travel to Fort McMurrey. An attractive young woman suddenly appearing at a post with over 200 men – unescorted? Questions need to be asked of her employers.

Carter-Lloyd regularly flirted with the officers and even visiting delegations, in an improper manner.

Carter-Lloyd was sectioned by Dr. Phipps as his right and proper position, believing that she was under a mental malady causing her behaviour.

Coupled to her seditious nature and general negative effect on the garrison, I felt no option but to temporarily confine her to quarters on Dr. Phipps recommendation.

It was expected to be a short-term thing. However, loss of the regular supply ship, regular attacks on the fort, meant that this became a longer than intended affair. Indeed the need to keep her safe, rapidly outweighed any other considerations.

2. Murder. Carter-Lloyd affected an escape. Two reliable sentries had been posted on her door, entirely for her protection as the only woman on a base with over 200 men and to prevent her randomly wondering about a base that was under constant attack. She’d attracted the eye of many men and I wanted to be certain that she didn’t get any unwanted attention. These sentries were discovered with their throats cut, stuffed in the wardrobe of her room. (There are multiple witnesses to this.)

Further, two heliograph operatives were found dead, also with their throats cut and likewise the guard at the south gate.

Who but Carter-Lloyd could have committed this act?

3. Or if not murder, accessory to the fact. Carter-Lloyd claims that a mysterious Martian woman released her and that she doesn’t know of the murders. While I give credence to existence of another party and believe her account has merit, I’ve yet to reconcile how this could all happen without a journalist noting more than she did. If she didn’t kill the brave troopers that were foully murdered that day, she knows who did and never cried ‘alarm’.

4. Treason/Criminal damage. Who destroyed the heliograph? That’s obviously criminal damage, but preventing or obstructing her majesties forces from operating I believe may be a treasonable offence. If it wasn’t her, then it was this supposed associate and again she’d be an accessory.

5. Theft. This one is given, as she’s admitted stealing a Gashant in writing.

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Episode 52: Enemies Old, Enemies New

While he was tinkering with his marvelous sensory-amplifier hat, Wilhelm overheard the following as though from one of the new-fangled cylinder players:

<Sweeping frequency whistle>
Female Voice (FV): You are an idiot! You've compromised the entire operation! What was that supposed to achieve?
Cultured, "greasy" Male Voice (MV): My contract stated in unambiguous terms that I was to undermine the British authority as and when I saw fit. The *idea* was to have survivors of that bally ambush report back to their Shastapsh masters that the interloping British have a new terror weapon. Is it my fault that Forsyth is so bloodthirsty he killed them all to the last man?
FV: Idiot! The British *do* have a new terror weapon. And I almost have my hands on it!
MV: WHAT? Where? You can't mean those silent Winchesters!
FV: Of course not! Fortunately they have no idea exactly what they have. Only that it is dangerous.
MV: Intriguing. And what exactly *is* it if I may be so bold as to ask?
FV: You can ask, but I'm not inclined to tell you. I know you of old Mr … "Bell" is it?
MV: BellTOWER. And it's Professor, I'll thank you to remember.
FV: If you point that thing at me you'll be the late Professor Belltower. I can kill you long before you turn on one of your oh-so clever toys.
MV: My dear young …
FV: I don't react well to condescension. Do it again, I dare you!

Wilhelm spent a few hours trying to figure out on paper where the conversation originated from, but ultimately remained baffled.

Forsyth suggested it was a conversation between a Martian spy and an Englishman.

All the heroes recalled tales of a Mr Bell, aka Mr Belltower involving a scandal over a jewelry confidence scheme.

Forsyth and Wilhelm remembered that the affair was written up in the Times Courant by … Phoebe Carter-Lloyd.

Forsyth attempted to question Miss Carter-Lloyd about the article, but she remained hostile, uncooperative and seemingly immune to Forsyth's best efforts at diplomacy. Sighing, He told her she was to be released soon.

Wilhelm built a Weird Science detection device, and while testing it several Weird Science "listening devices" were found embedded in various walls; Phipps lab, Forsyth's office, Officers' Mess, NCO's mess, Quartermaster's office, and the Heliograph.

While this was going on, Hartwell overheard Talk of Ghosts amongst men, who when asked said it was a joke.

The next day , a supply ship, the civilian-owned kite Swift, out of Moerus Lacus arrived and resupplied the fort with food and ammunition. The captain reported increased tensions with Shastapsh. Forsyth sent back reports, one to the governor and one to the governor's personal assistant that had more details, specifically about spies and the "Undercroft". His report spoke of "planet changing" technology hidden in vast caverns under Fort McMurray.

Forsyth charged Phoebo Carter-Lloyd in writing, citing charges of Treason, to wit: deliberately destroying military communications (the heliograph), Sedition, to wit: undermining authority of the garrison officers (by means of the infamous message), Consorting with enemy (which he claimed Miss Carter-Lloyd had "admitted in front of witnesses"), and Theft of Government Property, to wit: one Gashant (again, Forsyth claimed the crime was admitted to in front of witnesses).

Forsyth then had Miss Carter-Lloyd paraded her to the Swift in irons.

The Swift also carried personal supplies requested by heliograph a few days earlier. Forsyth was eager to start work on his Vertical Torpedo invention.

Wilhelm composed a letter to Messrs. Boots, Boets, Bowts, Boets, Marchinup & Downagin, Solicitors and Commissioners for Oaths in Syrtis Major, enquiring as to the availably of Steam Yachts either new, used or to be built to order. He was missing the Persephone it seems.

Forsyth began speculating that the undercroft was some sort of a climate control device, and that the mudflat view/ocean view hall was some sort of balancing device. The Bodies in the Fog were, he thought, former owners of the fort itself. The Geyser was some kind of safety valve for the climate control device.

Once news of the "ghost" began circulating widely, Forsyth investigated and found that the evidence was apparently "footprints that appear with no-one to make them, sir". Gathering Wilhelm and Hartwell, he began his own search for his "ghost" in the entrance to the undercroft, where he found five footprints left by boots not of military sole pattern in the rubbled area where the tracked device was unearthed by Wilhelm (and a team of doughty men).

Becoming alarmed, The heroes tracked the boots with the aid of Wilhelm's miraculous hat to the "Chair Room",, where they heard sounds of the mysterious machine firing up Wilhelm, using his audio-amplifying hat device heard two voices in conversation - voices that could very well have been the same ones he overheard while tweaking his audio sensors!

Forsyth, Wilhelm and Hartwell concealed themselves in the labyrinthine machine room and waited to ambush the interlopers. The two villains emerged from the machinery right behind Hartwell, and a firefight ensued, begining when Harwell took a round from the hellish weapon wielded with so much efficiency two days before against the helpless steppe tribesmen. Wracked with strange, green electrical discharges he fell, apparently killed outright, but shook himself, staggered to his feet and sought more efficient cover amongst the sparking and arcing machines all around.

The two villains managed to get to cover before Forsyth and Wilhelm could wound them with their own return fire. Maxine LeBlanc leapt athletically up onto a machine and hid so successfully only the muzzle-flash of her pistol revealed her location to the watchful Forsyth. More fire was directed her way, but suddenly she dropped in front of Forsyth and attacked with devastating kicks!

Forsyth fought valiantly, but was outclassed by this mistress of martial arts. Fortunately for him, Wilhelm had retreated into the corridor outside the machine room and was able to fire his messy but effective "goober" gun, gluing LeBlanc to the machinery at her back.

Forsyth snarled and contemplated performing an act upon the helpless LeBlanc woman that would likely take him to a very dark place …

to be continued

Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Captain Forsyth: A Letter

Captain Forsyth, Fort McMurray, still under attack

My Dearest Brother,

Once again, I write under the most difficult of conditions.

When I last wrote, there was a deal of concern over a potential undermining threat to the fort. Overnight my resolve grew, we had to deal with this threat. The question was how. Conventionally I could have taken the strength of the fort against the enemy. I am sure that our men could have seen off the enemy force in short order. We could have captured what-ever mechanisms were being employed. But at what cost? It would have left the fort seriously exposed and I have no doubt we would have taken casualties.

Each man I lose feels like a knife cut.

So together with Hartwell and Wilhelm, a plan was devised. I’d previously noted that the sides of the crater created by the previous explosion were unstable. The Slaptrash forces were obviously there for a reason. Either to recover the metal or resume mining activity.

Either way it was likely that they had men in the crater up to no good.

We devised a large explosive device that could collapse the sides of the crater that could bury a good deal of enemy and stop their activity. A timer would be required to allow us to get free.

Transportation of a barrel of gunpowder is another thing. With a shudder it reminded me of what Guy Fawkes may have laid in store under Westminster. Thankfully we had salvaged some liftwood from my previous downing of an enemy kite.

It was quite intense work. The good professor made a timing device in short order. He does have an annoyingly good talent in that respect!

I had clearly the far more difficult task of assembling the liftwood into an operational carrying frame. It was a tricky construct, liftwood is a darn difficult material to deal with, but with time I managed a serviceable transport device.

It was a long ordeal.

But we now had the means to at least hold up the undermining of the fort, if not thwart it.

But we had to place our explosive charge. Which we did under cover of night.

A large party risked discovery, so only the three of us set forth, Hartwell, Wilhelm with a few scientific tricks up his sleeves, or rather on them and I.

We went to the side of crater opposite where the enemy had camped.

My worst fears were confirmed, there was a mine entrance opposite, facing the fort. Around the rim, although the light was poor, I could see an A-frame and a giant bucket scoop below. We caught the stench of ruumet breehr, those huge beasts that carry or lift heavy loads here on Mars. My heart sank a little, for I’d seen much similar during my days serving in India, where elephants had been used to drag soil from mine workings.

Mining it was then, but for sure they have some technology that allows this at an unprecedented speed. My speculation that the metal we’d found previously was some kind of canopy or roof for a mining machine, I felt was on the right lines.

I recall it bore a German hallmark, yet more proof of their proxy war against us.

It seemed that they had somehow recovered or replaced their losses and their attempt against the fort had been renewed.

The crater had been stabilised and a blow to its sides would now be unlikely to do the damage I’d hoped, indeed little more than an inconvenience. Privately I may admit, we’d left this mission later than we should. On the other hand, it proved fortuitous that we had.

We decided that our explosive device needed to be placed in the mine.

By means of one his strange devices, Professor Wilhelm could transport himself and our explosive charge to the mouth of the mine. He could have tried to go directly into the mine, after discussion, very little of which Hartwell or myself understood, it was clear that it was too high a risk.

We were faced with 2 guards at the face of the mine and another 5 on the rim.

We took careful aim with our captured silenced Winchesters at the 2 at the face of the mine. I dropped mine with ease. The other went down, but the third shot, ricocheted loudly, alerting the other guards.

Wilhelm burst into action, the mine opening was clear, with a flash – quite literally – he was gone.

Just as fast he was there at the mine entrance and towed our barrel bomb in behind him. It was quite the sight, a lot of green light surrounding him!

As happens in conflicts, events now unfolded fast.

The 5 sentries from the hill, tumbled hell for leather, down the slope.

Hartwell and I knew we had to stop them and give Wilhelm enough time to set our bomb. He had no way to understand that the enemy would be on him so fast.

We killed 4 out of 5, being at extreme long range, the shots were rather difficult in the dark.

Then a kite soared into the air from the enemy camp. It was a shape against the stars but a substantial one.

It flew in our general direction. Then started dropping flares. I guess from the bright white light, these to be phosphorous in nature.

Nevertheless, we were hunted men. Crouching and crawling Hartwell and I retreated desperately to avoid detection. We stumbled on Wilhelm, who strangely seemed to be waiting for us. It’s hard to describe this man as anything but a genius!

As the enemy got closer, Wilhelm again activated his device. We were back at the fort in a literal flash.

Pandemonium greeted me. Fires raging, frankly I was disappointed with my lieutenants who hadn’t got the situation under control. I’d long set up fire control teams (after all the Slapstash ‘bombing’ raids), but got it under in hand soon enough.

There was a dreadful body count. A dozen of Her Majesty’s most loyal men will be buried in our graveyard.

I have no doubt and neither do the troops that is the work of those Martian cowards who resort to such subversive and dastardly tactics.

In the background the big explosion in the distance was barely noticed, we 3 would have but a moment of the briefest moment of satisfaction as we dealt the immediate issues.

Another problem came to the fore, what-ever evil beings had perpetuated this foul attack, had a left us a little present. In the form of a complex time bomb set within the armoury!

If we could not defuse this then the fort was doomed. I considered abandoning the fort but there was too much at stake.

I thought I could disarm it, but so did Professor Wilhelm, in whom I have great faith. We undertook the task together. It was tense, Wilhelm took the lead, on what proved to be a remarkably sophisticated device.

It took time, at any moment we could have been obliterated, together with the fort and the Empire’s frontier and with-it possibility our hold on this region.

As I’m writing, you will guess that we succeeded, but I can assure you it was as dangerous a task as any I’ve undertaken.

If that wasn’t enough, I came out of the armoury to yet more chaos. Defusing the bomb had taken a time and now I came out to quite the scene.

Our troops were facing off, Humans against Martians. I cannot blame the men, the evidence is overwhelming that there were Martian traitors that planted the explosive devices.

But order needed to be restored.

It had got so fractious, that I deeply regret to report, I had to discharge my service revolver into the air to gain attention. That swiftly did the trick and the troops fell-in in short order.

I was able to restore a degree of normality. Arrange a joint patrol and believe repair a bridge between our brave boys and the equally brave local lads. Although more work needs to be done. I’ll be reminding the troops of their heroic defence of the fort and the equal part their counterparts played in that.

Privately I will admit that we have had an enemy cell in our mist. 6 Martians, who, on enquiry, were much a of a clique, signed on at the same time, from the same place. I’m still waiting answers on the detail.

I ordered a strong patrol after the deserters, equal numbers and men and Martians. I doubted they would catch them, but a show was necessary to ease the men. Also, it got the two fractions working together on a common cause again.

The others investigated what they could. Hartwell discovered the information on the Martians. Wilhelm discovered that one of the items on the bomb had come from the mysterious Martian woman duped by the so called the female journalist.

I don’t think she understands quite what a problem it is to keep her safe, while she awaits trial. She still hasn’t grasped that murder or accessory to murder, acts of treason, theft of Government property (which she has admitted), sedition, defamation are just a few of the charges against her.

However, in the here and now, we needed to know if our mission had been successful.

Then again, we would probably have to deal with the enemy kite. Following our previous successful strategy, we decided on something similar. We took oil-soaked rags in order to set a fire.

But our attack on the enemy site wasn’t necessary.

They’d left completely. The site of their camp had become another cater.

It took a moment for me to understand this. Our bomb wasn’t big enough to cause this amount of damage, so we must have ignited what-ever explosive the darned fiends were using. We suspect nitro-glycerine.

But we’d collapsed their mine and driven them off, that was a good result.

Over 50 of the fiends were killed, judging by graves and remains.

I have no doubt that the enemy will devise another line of attack, but we may have earned a brief respite. I find a certain irony in that we had undermined the attempt to undermine us!

Many questions are still to be answered. How did the transport of such a large piece of metal take place? The Zeppelin was not capable of lifting that kind of load. It must have arrived on the planet via a large transport ship, do we have records of this? I doubt it.

What is the mining apparatus and system that was employed? This has implications on Earth! Could a tunnel be driven under London?

How were instructions and materials for the bomb delivered into the fort? It was a very sophisticated device. I’m sure an ordinary fanatic not could have constructed this.

Then there are larger questions about recruitment of local troops. I’ve experienced many excellent loyal officers and troops, far more than this disgusting gang of interlopers. But it needs to be addressed to avoid further a further incident. I suspect it is not a widespread problem, I believe the fort has been long been targeted.

What of the Martian serpent mystic, who escaped us I have no doubt is behind much, if not all of this.

The biggest questions remain around the nature of the under croft. Does our salvation rest with unpicking this mystery?

We desperately need supplies and reinforcements. Moral is poor, supplies are low and we have been out of communication for far too long. Even a small connection would work wonders.

I hope this letter may reach you.

Long live Her Majesty!

Your brother,

Henry

Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Interlude: Casualty Figures for Fort McMurray Garrison as of Episode 51

Casualty Lists

Undercroft Exploration Sortie #1

Ephraim Burgess, 55810784, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Loyal (Missing in Action)
Squire Stuart, 55843707, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Richard Shaw, 55883645, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Lost Patrol

Lieutenant Keylokukrokloes (Deceased)

Klaekluela, 55828770, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Kraanlollua, 55551042, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Pedaishruyeok, 55888552, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Waipik, 55073260, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Wuoyoutais, 55431478, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Shastapsh Incursion Incident Circa Dec 27th 1891

Lieutenant Baker (Deceased)

Solomon Martin, 55007581, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Lieutenant Ph’sback (Deceased)

Naubi, 55434338, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Praemrujelik, 55634255, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Wekoishasa, 55640450, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Sortie in force to recover Miss Carter-Lloyd (circa Dec 28th 1891)

Search party 1, Forsyth commanding:

Hill Tribe ambush

Arthur Harris, 55524767, L.Cpl, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Samson Arkwright, 55880332, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison (Wounded, returned to duty)

Woshoakeloo, 55870673, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Search party 2, Phipps commanding:

Hill Tribe ambush

Griffith Boleyn, 55850450, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Alfred Harris, 55542675, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Fort McMurray Garrison Sabotage Bombing of January 12th 1891:

55264651, Alexander Armstrong, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55566556, Allan Royce, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55148430, Alexander Harrison, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55106468, Lionel Morgan, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55153244, Job Edwards, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55572482, Cuthbert Roberts, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55486871, Ambrose Forsyth, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55446520, Oscar Davies, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55747600, Dennis Roberts, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55131002, Moses Thomas, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55454817, Richard Cooper, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55532617, Squire Lowry, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

55115761 Rriodriahik, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55167035 Poekatlaa, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55256334 Wishukeloo, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55287660 Koovrou, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55570768 Paaploi, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55711512 Woatafoe, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted

Search of the Armoury and Stores January 13th:

55075436, Eli Arkwright, Pvt
55108863, Bartholomew Clarke, Pvt
55203743, Hezekiah Currier, L.Cp

Other actions:

Klikriihres, 55534838, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Kokouhiak, 55350214, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Wisheutorio, 55303836, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Monday, August 7, 2023

Episode 51: A New Heliograph, A New Actor In Theatre

Dr Phipps seemed almost fully recovered from his "turn" (was it the result of some experimental "nerve tonic"? Forsyth suspected but had no evidence) with the understandable need to take nourishment as often as possible - at least this was Phipps' explanation for the sudden depletion of the NCO mess digestive biscuit barrel.

This welcome development was soon eclipsed by a report of the discovery of some sort of secret encampment in a cavity in the thick walls of the armoury/storehouse. A blanket and a quantity of opened tins of food were discovered. Phipps took a look and declared that he could smell a faint trace of Bhutan Spice - a blackcurrant-like odour he'd noticed was characteristic of a type of Bhutan Spice used in ladies' cosmetics becoming popular with the British ladies of Moerus Lacus (and likely Syrtis Major too).

The Quartermaster chose this moment to announce sheepishly that he'd noticed thefts of food stores, enough for perhaps one or two men. He'd put it down to black marketeers, but now he could see that there was perhaps another explanation.

Forsyth ordered a comprehensive search of the armoury and stores, and the heroes joined in, each taking charge of a party of three ranks, sending his batman Jones as an extra pair of hands.

Wilhelm's party was moving a pile of cases of Moran Patent Dehydrated Sandbags when he noticed a hidden wire and heard a sharp click. He screamed a warning and leapt for the safety of the corridor, an instant before the room was engulfed in a massive explosion which scattered the cases with little consideration for the safety of the three soldiers still inside the room.

Sadly, all three were killed1. Wilhelm, possibly in shock, noted wryly that Moran Industries made very strong packing cases. Not one of them was split, sprung or damaged in any real way.

A steamship was spotted, inbound to the fort. It proved to be HMS Tuttle, a specialised "flying crane", carrying the replacement heliograph and a team of engineers. With the aid of the remarkable ship, the engineers had the heliograph in place, up and running in six hours, and Forsyth was able to regain contact with the outside world.

While working, the engineers saw a bright green flash on the horizon. The accompanying sound suggested that the flash was two miles off, to the north of the fort. This was confirmed by lookouts too.

Phipps, Hartwell and Wilhelm form a party and sortie to the site, where they find burned corpses of Steppe Martians and Gashants. The powder horns of some have detonated, inflicting terrible wounds that would have likely been fatal in their own right.

The party was suddenly ambushed by Steppe Martian tribesmen who demanded in heavily accented Parhooni that the Earthmen surrender. Hartwell tried to strike up a conversation, but was defeated by the strangeness of the dialect the lead tribesman was using. Luckily, Forsyth's batman Jones was more successful.

The tribesmen were angered that they had been attacked by a man with a terrible weapon, an Earthman, and demanded the surrender of the small force before them. The heroes were just explaining how the assassin was nothing to do with them when a glowing green projectile flew through the Earth force, erupting into a large ball of actinic green lightning which engulfed many of the tribesmen.

Most of the Steppe Martians not killed outright were blinded by the actinic green ball of lightning, but the Earthmen and the supporting garrison troopers miraculously were unaffected, and all showed no mercy whatsoever, gunning down the helpless tribesmen as they staggered about clutching their eyes. Phipps saw two shots from tribesmen hit the mysterious figure, and he, Phipps, shot true himself, but somehow the figure was unaffected and suddenly disappeared.

"Teleporter!" snarled Phipps.

A check of the area showed footprints that disappeared in mid-stride where the mysterious figure had vanished, and bullets, including one from Phipps own weapon, lying on the ground. Phipps began calling this mystery character "Teleporting Tom", though Wilhelm was dubious that the effect witnessed was indeed teleportation.

Returning to the fort the heroes discovered Forsyth had received a heliograph requesting reinforcements and resupply. An incoming message informed him that HMS Steppe Tiger was two weeks overdue and assumed lost, possibly due to pirate activity.

Phipps ran tests on all who were present at the Ambush, suspecting effects from what he termed "the ray gun".

Forsyth ordered a second sortie to the scene of the ambush the day before, but the bodies were gone. During the search, Hartwell became convinced the party was being stalked by a Steppe Tiger. Forsyth ordered th force into tighter formation and they returned to Fort McMurray.

Forsyth suggested that Phipps should accompany him , Hartwell and Wilhelm into the undercroft where there are many things he should see.

They showed Phipps the Hall of Cogs (as it has become known), the Ellipsoid Room - explaining about the Rune carved into the floor that is also to be found in the "Fear Corridor". Phipps muttered that he could probably come up with a way of fortifying one against those effects.

Forsyth, Wilhelm and Hartwell were shooting each other knowing looks as they escorted Phipps to the room with the gigantic electrical machines, and they urged him to try the chair for himself, but Phipps became suspicious and demanded Wilhelm do so first, despite assurances that nothing would happen.

Un-reassured by the willingness of Wilhelm to sit in the chair, and by the as-predicted lack of any effect whatsoever, Phipps whipped out a hypodermic, placed it against Wilhelm's neck, and announced that he believed the others had been subjected to some sort of Alien influence, or possibly had developed an unhealthy "ampere addicion", and demanded everyone surrender to his charge.

Forsyth and Hartwell declined, and while Phipps and Forsyth engaged in a battle of wills, Wilhelm activated his teleporter to Phipps' apparent surprise and dismay. "You are Teleporting Tom!" he yelled, as the others took to their heels.

Gaining enough of a lead inside the maze-like warren of machines, Wilhelm teleported himself, Hartwell and Forsyth out to the entrance of the Undercroft, where Forsyth hurriedly formed the guards into a welcoming committee for Phipps.

Phipps appeared, eventually, and was taken into custody by the expedient of Wilhelm's "Goober Gun".

  1. The casualty list for Search of the Armoury and Stores:

    55075436, Eli Arkwright, Pvt
    55108863, Bartholomew Clarke, Pvt
    55203743, Hezekiah Currier, L.Cpl

Thursday, July 6, 2023

Interlude: Bennies, Conviction and Power Points

Some new SWADE rules need clarifying with respect to Space 1889, since we are using the SW Deluxe view of Weird science devices1.

Spending Bennies to alter the way Weird Science Devices (WSD) work is a new SWADE conceit, so it does not autoatcally port well into the SWD world. It is hoped that this Interlude article will help clarify matters.

Spending Extra Power Points
Powers encapsulated within WSD may be modified by spending power points as described in SWADE, unless the GM says otherwise.

Spending Bennies
Spending Bennies for soaking, re-rolling, un-shaking work as in SWADE.

Spending Bennies to put a feature or situation into the scene is at GM discretion.

Spending Bennies to refresh power points will refresh them on a per device basis. That is to say, one Benny will refresh one device's power points by 5 power points up to that device's current maximum allowable. Unless the "Power Points" edge has been taken, that will be 15 points.

The Power Point Edge
When the Power Points edge is taken it affects all SWD. This avoids tedious paperwork and makes for more engagement by Weird Scientists. I want Weird Scientist players to be able to amaze and terrify the enemy. They can't do that if they are starved for power points.2.

Conviction
Conviction will be granted if a Joker is drawn by a player. A player may hold only one conviction token and it is surrendered at the game session's end, though it can be transferred should the player's current PC die or be otherwise replaced by another. Conviction can be spent to grant a D6 bonus to all trait rolls made by a player for a full combat turn. By spending a Benny, the effect can be carried over into the following combat round, and again for as long as the player wishes to continue spending Bennies. The D6 bonus can be "Bennied" as it is a trait roll.

  1. That they have the player's allocation of power points in each device rather than sharing the allocation between them
  2. Besides, the Bad Eggs have Weird Science too

Monday, July 3, 2023

Interlude: The Lay of The Land

Interlude: Casualty Figures for Fort McMurray Garrison as of Episode 50

Casualty Lists

Undercroft Exploration Sortie #1

Ephraim Burgess, 55810784, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Loyal (Missing in Action)
Squire Stuart, 55843707, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Richard Shaw, 55883645, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Lost Patrol

Lieutenant Keylokukrokloes (Deceased)

Klaekluela, 55828770, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Kraanlollua, 55551042, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Pedaishruyeok, 55888552, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Waipik, 55073260, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Wuoyoutais, 55431478, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Shastapsh Incursion Incident Circa Dec 27th 1891

Lieutenant Baker (Deceased)

Solomon Martin, 55007581, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Lieutenant Ph’sback (Deceased)

Naubi, 55434338, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Praemrujelik, 55634255, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Wekoishasa, 55640450, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Sortie in force to recover Miss Carter-Lloyd (circa Dec 28th 1891)

Search party 1, Forsyth commanding:

Hill Tribe ambush

Arthur Harris, 55524767, L.Cpl, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Samson Arkwright, 55880332, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison (Wounded, returned to duty)

Woshoakeloo, 55870673, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Search party 2, Phipps commanding:

Hill Tribe ambush

Griffith Boleyn, 55850450, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
Alfred Harris, 55542675, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

Fort McMurray Garrison Sabotage Bombing of January 12th 1891:

55264651, Alexander Armstrong, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55566556, Allan Royce, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55148430, Alexander Harrison, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55106468, Lionel Morgan, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55153244, Job Edwards, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55572482, Cuthbert Roberts, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55486871, Ambrose Forsyth, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55446520, Oscar Davies, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55747600, Dennis Roberts, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55131002, Moses Thomas, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55454817, Richard Cooper, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased
55532617, Squire Lowry, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Deceased

55115761 Rriodriahik, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55167035 Poekatlaa, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55256334 Wishukeloo, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55287660 Koovrou, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55570768 Paaploi, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted
55711512 Woatafoe, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, Missing Presumed Deserted

Other actions:

Klikriihres, 55534838, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Kokouhiak, 55350214, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)
Wisheutorio, 55303836, Pvt, Fort McMurray Garrison, (Deceased)

Captain Forsyth: A Letter

Captain Forsyth, Fort McMurray, January

My Dear Brother,

I just hope this reaches you as we are beset and I fear an attack on the fort in force soon.

Never-the-less I trust you and the family are well and what-ever assails I am sure we will meet with fortitude. The men are holding up remarkably well.

McMurray is now under almost constant attack from the air. War kites of the Martian kind are flying over by night and dropping incendiary devices. So far, we’ve held up pretty well, but the last damaged our mooring tower and post, damaged some buildings and most dreadfully accounted for two of my men.

I’ve despatched riders in the hope of getting messages back to the city, one way or another.

I believe an attack is being prepared, the air raids I feel are to prepare a breach, in order that the fort can be taken.

Meanwhile we are running low on supplies. I’ve had to cut rations, which is the most regrettable thing.

There’s been some fighting out on the plane, according to reports, but on patrol I could find no evidence.

Hopefully these abdominal fellows are fighting amongst themselves.

A badly worn party turned up. It was Moerus Lacus irregulars. They’d done rather well, captured some munitions.

I deduced these were rockets of some kind.

But the details eluded me.

I commended the officer for his initiative. Indeed, he does know not it but one of the dispatches he now carries that recommendation.

We have been exploring the under croft a little more.

I have to be careful about this as it takes me away from the position of command and that is my primary responsibility.

However, my curiosity is piqued. Besides the idea of a of a potentially hidden entrance into the fort is something I feel must be investigated. Together with Phipps and Hartwell, I have been exploring the tunnels as time has allowed.

One tunnel which we had started down before ended with a cave in. The odd thing was the rock that blocked the tunnel was different to that of the material it was constructed from.

The next tunnel was most disturbing. Dr. Phipps, stalwart fellow that he is, refused to enter! If I didn’t know the man as one of courage, I’d I’ve said he was cowering, muttering about ‘certain death’.

Hartwell and I entered. A strange effect occurred, the radius of light from our lamps diminished as we progressed, until in no time we were in near darkness. Indeed, I knew Hartwell to be just feet from me, but I couldn't see him and neither could I hear him.

I now couldn’t see the exit. I shouted to Jones to sing, like most Welshmen he has a fine voice and it would give me a bearing. But he couldn’t hear me.

Now I heard heavy breathing, like an adversary was bearing down on me. I held my nerve as you would expect, turned about and headed for where I believed the exit would be.

I bumped into Hartwell and we were able to head for the exit together. The light increased as we moved towards the exit, which confirmed to me we were going in the right direction.

The breathing was still pursuing us, Hartwell was experiencing it to.

But we didn’t panic and made it out of this tunnel.

Blocked in all other directions, there was only really one tunnel left to explore.

This ended in a strange well. Investigations led to us to conclude that gravity was not operating properly within this well. Indeed, we eventually concluded that there was no gravity at all!

I concluded that we had been underground long enough.

It was days before we got below again.

With the air raids, we had plenty to deal with above ground.

Meanwhile the irregulars had recovered and their Lieutenant requested permission to return to the city with despatches. I would have dearly liked to keep them on the strength and could have used such a resourceful officer.

But getting the information back to Empire seemed more important. I considered whether they had sufficient strength and even if I should reinforce them, even at the cost of depleting the garrison. However, I judged them a hard, experienced unit, extremely well led and extra unfamiliar numbers might prove as much as a hindrance as a boon.

Likewise, I considered retaining a few men for the defence of the fort. But that would weaken their party. The previous riders I’d sent might rely on an element of luck. I feel that this party has a genuine chance to get through.

I neglected to tell you them how they came to be at the fort. The Steppe Tiger, our supply ship hasn’t reported for week. It was last seen in a conflict heading towards the canal. This patrol was sent to see what they could find.

They found nothing regarding the Steppe Tiger, but did see munitions being transported via barges.

They managed to overpower one crew and seize the contents. But they realised they were confronting trained troops not sailors. It appears that Shapstash has amassed marines on the canal.

This fits with my earlier intelligence that they are preparing an attack.

The strange weapons they had captured, I cannot not underestimate their achievement, not only in capturing these weapons but realising they could not get them to city headed overland to the fort.

I believed these strange tubular things are rockets. There were 6 of them.

We took one well away from the fort. If my estimate was correct then this would be possibly the biggest ‘shell’ imaginable.

I’d concluded that the cord attached to the back was a pull cord. An astonishing 60’ long, which I thought excessive, the only thing I could conclude was that was the calculated safety distance.

There was an odd paper wrapping, which was covering 4 evenly spaced features, which I’ve yet to determine the nature of. I do wonder if it’s somehow concerned with controlling the trajectory.

The ‘test fire’ was somewhat mixed. A tug on the lanyard pulled a pin out but nothing happened.

In all good conscious I couldn’t ask anyone else to do this. Besides I’m the only one with knowledge in this field.

The pin was rough and I concluded that it was designed to pull against another rough surface to create a spark. The spark would obviously ignite the contents.

Most carefully I reinserted the pin.

Then the world went dark.

Phipps tells me I was thrown a good 9 feet as the thing ignited. I remember nothing, other than I thought I was going to meet my maker.

Although highly effective, I do not recommend this as a way to shave or get a haircut.

I was rather stunned and Jones will have a time cleaning my uniform.

Worse, while I was correct it that it was a rocket, it was rather erratic in its flight.

If memory serves me correctly, we had better than this after the Napoleonic wars.

At this point I must apologise, I’ve rather neglected writing to you as events have been a trifle demanding. I will therefore give a summary of things, which might not be in the correct order.

I must start with the most remarkable finds in the under croft. One has to see the reality of this to truly appreciate the scale and sophistication of the ancient technology contained down there. This a treasure trove beyond belief. I will write again on the wonders we have uncovered to date, I just hope we can we defend these finds.

You will probably read of the destruction and loss of Fort Elgin. It seems they were undermined by a giant explosion, I have a first-hand report from a ship flying over but was out of the fort on recognisance at the time, so the report was relayed to me.

Explosions have been experienced some 3 to 5 miles from the fort. Investigations found a huge cater. I am still calculating the forces involved from the size of the crater and how far debris was thrown, but doubt there are many or any larger!

There is a substantial amount of metal down in the crater. We found a German hallmark on the most substantial piece the scale of which is stupendous in scale and manufacture. Truly impressive.

What this is doing here and what its purpose is, I can only speculate. My worse fear is that Germans have developed an automated mining technology which they are supplying to Slapstash. I am already certain that they are supplying other arms and means to this hostile power. To be frank, they are conducting war by proxy.

Being out of contact, I am not sure what the official status is with Stapstash, but here on the frontier I have no doubt it’s open warfare.

I lost another 2 men investigating the crater to yet another Martian hill tribe ambush. While we saw these off, killing 16 out of 20 of their combatants, it’s rather tedious. I’d have rather hoped they would have learnt the lesson by now and responded to our overtures. They must see which side is superior by now!

Count Overbearing turned up again. All smiles as he offered our recce party a lift from the crater site in the face of an advancing enemy party. I declined as I wasn’t about to leave the mounts behind. His Zeppelin had come from the direction of Slapcrash, just more evidence of the obvious co-operation.

The enemy are busy at the crater site. Their fires indicate their numbers equal roughly those at the fort. I believe the enemy suffered a major setback with the explosion. My speculation is that the what-ever equipment was employed was of powerful mining nature intended to create a tunnel below the fort. Thereafter a mine could be detonated destroying the whole.

My suspicion is this what happened to Fort Elgin.

The explosive forces involved would be consistent with the kind of power needed to drive through a sub-terranean mine.

It’s a difficult decision, on the one hand we should hinder or prevent the recovery of a key component from the crater site. But on the other we may discover a solution in the amazing tunnels below.

Command is ever a difficult call, but thankfully I have my fellows, Wilhelm, Hartwell and Phipps, with whom I may consult as equals.

Long live Her Majesty!

Your brother,

Henry

Episode 50: While The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Play

The morning began with Forsyth, Hartwell and Wilhelm discussing options for assaulting the presumed Shastapsh force working at the crater left by the explosion, in what was assumed to be some sort of salvage operation.

Wilhelm expressed a desire to examine the rockets that were brought in recently1 so everyone trooped into the armory for another look, where they discovered the rockets under the armourer's usual drapings of oily rags (which had begun to affect the paper rings wrapped around the cylindrical bodies). After some back-and-forth between the heroes, they decided not to experiment further with the strange devices.

Forsyth and Wilhelm were thinking that by using some of the liftwood salvaged from the Kite crash2 they could form a raft from which a large barrel of black powder could be suspended. This might be somehow 'flown' over the crater, then made to descend and explode, hopefully dealing the Shastapsh force a crushing blow.

Wilhelm thought that he might be able to cobble together a serviceable timer-controlled detonator for this contraption from materials to hand at the fort, and got to work. Forsyth decided to break out his engineering skills and solve the problem of the liftwood raft - which proved a thornier problem than anticipated and took him all day to make.

While working at these two problems, there was another overflight and bombing run by a kite in the pay of Shastapsh, but the quality of this attack was very poor and only two bombs fell, one a dud and one hitting the graveyard.

Forsyth, Hartwell and Wilhelm set out for the crater after dark, towing the barrel - ballasted to float about a foot off the ground - behind them. Luck was with the heroes, and they managed to arrive at the crater rim without being molested by Steppe Tribes or Shastapsh outriders. Careful scrutiny enabled them to make a stealthy approach to the crater rim at some distance from the posted sentries.

They say no plan survives contact with the enemy. It turned out that the workforce was abed for the night, with only two lone guards in the pit, standing watch over the newly-dug entrance to some sort of mine. A new plan was discussed in which Wilhelm would use his marvelous teleporter to move the barrel into the mine, where it could damage whatever was being dug up and collapse the diggings.

The team waited until the unwary sentinels were warming themselves in front of a burning brazier, then shot them using their captured 'Silent Winchesters', but unfortunately, Wilhelm's shot went wild and ricocheted loudly off the crater wall, raising the alarm in the camp and alerting the sentries on the rim that something was afoot.

Wilhelm quickly teleported into the mine with the barrel, the departure and arrival being announced by loud crackling, bright green ball lightning of great size3 and a loud 'snap'. This clued the sentries first into where the team were, but then where Wilhelm had arrived, prompting them to hurriedly descend into the crater with a a view to apprehending whoever was now in their mine.

Hartwell and Forsyth took this opportunity to start shooting at the guards, though distance and darkness made the task very difficult.

Wilhelm, lit his hand lantern and began to pull the barrel deeper into the digging, but tripped on some metal wreckage, which was so fascinating he temporarily forgot where he was and under what circumstances, and began exploring the wreckage instead of arming the bomb!

The arrival of a couple of the guards inside the tunnel brought him back to the reality of his situation and he set the timer then teleported out to a spot some distance behind Hartwell's and Forsyth's last known position. Forsyth and Hartwell were unaware of this as their attention had been drawn by the take-off of a kite that set off in their direction and began dropping very bright flares that seemed to hang in the air.

Realizing they were about to be hoist on their own petard, Forsyth and Hartwell made haste to return to Wilhelm, who then teleported them back into the courtyard of Fort McMurray, and a scene of dreadful carnage, with dead bodies strewn about the place and fires burning in a number of buildings. The loud detonation of their own infernal device off in the distance was rather lost in the hullabaloo.

Pandemonium briefly reigned, but the NCOs were able to make sense of the chaos and had the fires brought under control, then put out, and the bodies decently covered, while a report was made to Forsyth. It seems a bomb had been detonated in the courtyard, and at the same time several incendiary devices had been set off in key locations around the fort. 12 human soldiers were dead, horribly mutilated by a deadly hail of shrapnel improvised from nails. Six Martian soldiers were missing. These Martians were described by some of the men as keeping to themselves and of being a sort of clique, and Forsyth had them posted as deserters once a search had been made and no sign of them had been found. "Death to All Red Devils" had been painted in red on the wall of one building, along with a longer tract of Parhooni written in the Samisat alphabet4, urging the Martians of the garrison to cast off their allegiance to the Earthmen and to rise up and reclaim their heritage.

The heroes were just beginning to think the crisis was over, when there was a cry from the armoury. A bomb had been found, and the timer was running!

Wilhelm took a look and felt he was up to the task of saving the fort. Forsyth lent his own expertise to the desperate business of defusing the infernal device, and working together Wilhelm and Forsyth were indeed able to remove the timer and detonator from the bomb, discovering that part of the improvised mechanism was a piece of a woman's bracelet.

Meanwhile, ill feelings were running high in the courtyard, with the human soldiery accusing the Martians of treachery. The Martians, insulted beyond all measure by this baseless accusation were also in a foment. Hartwell decided to intervene and placed himself between two of the loudest groups, whereupon he was immediately attacked by multiple assailants. Showing no fear, Hartwell battled bravely against overwhelming odds but was eventually laid low by several haymakers to the noggin.

Forsyth emerged from his work with Wilhelm to discover this new problem, and when his commands were ignored he fired his pistol into the air and demanded the garrison come to order.

Hartwell was taken to the infirmary, unconscious, bruised but not seriously hurt. Forsyth had the NCOs organize various work details and a patrol of equal parts Human and Martian soldiery, then retired.

Wilhelm interviewed the extremely angry Miss Carter-Lloyd and discovered the fragment of jewelry he had recovered from the bomb was last seen by Miss Carter-Lloyd on the wrist of the woman who had rescued her from her vile captivity6 only to abandon her on the Steppes.

Two days were spent recovering from fist-fighting, long walks under the night skies of Mars, midnight bomb emplacement, slightly-after-midnight bomb defusing, putting the fort back in some sort of order (though feelings between the two races are running ruinously high as I type) and so forth, after which our heroes visited the crater once more, by night. They found the crater now had a new fissure running into the camp, or rather, the bare ruins of some small part of the camp that was not swallowed by the conflagration, and the forces of Shastapsh decamped, or deceased. There were so many body parts lying around, and the sound of night scavenging animals feeding on the remains, stilled at the sound of the party's approach, resumed to add the final macabre touch to this sickening scene. Of the kite, there was no sign.

Making their way back to Fort McMurray, lost in thought, the party was ambushed by a band of murderous Steppe Martians. The fighting was fierce and to the last man in the case of the Martian tribesmen, and both Hartwell and Wilhelm sustained wounds before it was over. Luckily, the professor had thought to bring along his miraculous healing mask, and with some admittedly disturbing green glowing and outgassing, the wounds were closed as if they had never been. Another triumph for Professor Wilhelm's command of the art of science!

The bodies were examined and proved to bear the usual tribal tattoos identifying these blackguards as belonging to whatever band of murderous thugs they called their own. Forsyth was particularly careful to check for signs of Brotherhood7 tattoos, and was somewhat relieved to not find them.

And so it was that Forsyth, Hartwell and Wilhelm staggered back into Fort McMurray and fell into their beds only an hour before dawn.

  1. See Episode 47
  2. as related in Episode 46
  3. A ball of green lightning surrounds whatever is being teleported
  4. The alphabetic glyphic writing most often used in the cities of Syrtis Lapis5
  5. An addition of my own to the world of Mars in Space 1889, not found in any of the source materials I have
  6. As related in Episode 45
  7. of Luxor, do keep up old boy!